What not to do in your site!

Want to drop to zero the visits to your website?

If want this follow the next steps, otherwise don't commit the errors of the follow "black-list".

1. Make a startpage with a flash animation, a heavy and long flash animation...
2. In the startpage make allot of pop-up', with all kind of advertisement..
3. Put some one or two transition effects that front page offer. Everyone loves that great effects.
4. Don't follow a design pattern, don't format the text and put a big variety of extravagant colors, everyone loves a site full of color ; )
5. Use the tag "target = _blank" to any link that the user clicks open a different page.

6. Put some javascript to give some cool effects like leaving the title a crazy look with scrolling text, flashing and everything you can find.
7. Put some links that my interest to the visitors, like a "Contact" link, but when clicked brings the visitor to another page saying: "Page under construction".
8. Lie a little bit, manipul the visitor counter to show only high randon numbers.

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